Monday, March 24, 2008

Pissed

*&%@#!!!!! I have found that I really don't like my roommate at all. I honestly do not have a problem with you being gay... there are other reasons why. Maybe I should make a list...

1. If I pay half of all the bills, and I have a key and all of my belongings are inside, I should be able to get into the apartment whenever I want. Right? Please correct me if I am wrong. Apparently I am wrong, because I have been locked out of my own apartment countless times. Even though I have a key, because my roommate is scared the "outside" might get him, so he locks the deadbolt with no keyhole.

2. You can be gay all you want, but your gay pals don't need to be over all the time. They live in their own house with their own bed, they can stay there.
...On a side note: If they don't pay rent, they don't live here, they do NOT get to have a key!Period. Plus, because they are always here when you are, they use water, eat food, and use electricity that they don't pay a dime for. It wouldn't bother me if it wasn't 3+ times per week.

3. Are you afraid to be alone? Sure seems like it.

4. What are you so paranoid about that you need to always lock the door? Even if the house is full of people.

5. You realize we are out of food... so go to the grocery store!

6. Get your own damn personal heater because I don't want to pay another $200 electric bill because you are cold. Boo-hoo

7. Very simple... CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED! UGH! It doesn't matter what you eat, or your fag friend, you both need to learn to eat like humans and not cows.


UGH!!!!! You opened the door this evening because I couldn't get in and I wanted to punch you in the face!


I am sure that whoever may come across this could easily understand.

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